Cthulhu Trashes SOC and Forces Name Change
After an impressive 1st week start, SOC has fallen for a 4th straight week as a double digit favorite. "We are changing our name to Straight Outta Luck." SOL is an appropriate name for a team that can't seem to find the end zone. A team that scored 6 TD's from FLEX players week 1 has only managed 3 combined in weeks 2-5. Facing a red hot Team Poehlman does not seem like a recipe to change their luck anytime soon.
"All we really needed was a 4 man team to handle these over-hyped losers," said Loeb, whose QB, RB1 and 2 and K provided 90, more than enough to secure the win.
Sack Francisco Rolls Over TKO Crew
Another huge day for the Denver Defense propels Sack Francisco to a win over the struggling TKO Crew. Denver's 27 points was more than half of TKO's total Output for the week. "I wish I could tell you that half my team was on a bye this week and I forgot to put in subs, but unfortunately we all played. We just stink," said Reardon, sounding almost as dejected as his uncle.
Freeman and Robinson Carry Poehlman Past the Spoilers
After early disappointment with their starters, Poehlman's bench has provided all they need to be a formidable foe for the remainder of the season. With all Eagles starters on the Bench, Poehlman is now rolling and racking up wins. "We felt confident with 3 starters on a bye that our remaining 6 starters could get it done. We did not wanna risk negative points from our bench," explained Poehlman. "I am thankful Glen left 3 guys on the bench so my loss was only abysmal instead of cataclysmic," Chick confided to an Insider source.
Wicked Sheep Too Much for Hoosier Daddies to Handle
With Lynch injured, the Sheep made a great last minute pick-up that carried them to the win. "We were unprepared for the impact Thomas Rawles could have on the game," said Anderson. "With no tape on the guy, we just didn't know what he could bring to the table." What he brought to the table was 22 points, and a 13 point Sheep Victory.
Booberry Earns Victory and Much Needed Respect
With a league high 127 points, Booberry serves notice that they are indeed for real. "Just because teams are only averaging 65 points against us, doesn't mean we can't score too. We are undefeated, and we have earned it," said a fired up Hanna. "Maybe THIS will be what earns us some respect."
Despite the big win, we're still not sold here at the insider. We'll need to see a little more than a 5-0 record and most total points scored in the league to know these guys are for real.
Week 6 Look Ahead
Poehlman should be able to keep it going against SOL. Watch for them to keep pace with league leading Booberry.
Wicked Sheep have a chance to move to 3-3 against the floundering TKO Crew.
Hoosier Daddies and Booberry will battle it out for a stranglehold on their respective traditions. Whichever team wins will be well on their way to a strong run to the playoffs.
Cthulhu hopes to rain on the Nerd's birthday battle, and position themselves well in their division if Hoosier Daddies stumble for a 2nd straight week.
The Spoilers and Sack Francisco both need a win to keep pace with their division leaders. The Spoilers are in a more desperate position.
Sounding Board
@LHInsider Booberry needs respect. You Guys are acting as if they lucked into an undefeated record. But they are strong in all phases of the game. #respect #booberry #bestinleague
@hughjass
@LHInsider What is going on with Straight Outta Canton? How does a team put up 140 one week and then drop 4 straight? #imposters #horrible #choke
@LHInsider Sack Francisco is tearing it up. Best Rookie Coach season in a while - watch out when Big Ben gets back!!! #bestteamever #smartestowner #neverlose
@Daryll007
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