Around rumors that this wildly successful league may expand in 2016, successful Franchise owners are lining up to get in on the act. "I think my personality would fit in well with the other owners in this league, and I'd like to get in on the ground level with an up and coming league such as the Leather Helmit Elite League" Some feel Snyder may be using the LHEL as a back up in case things go sour with the NFL. Controversy has been swarming over the name of his franchise, the R**sk**s (we at the Insider have a moral conscience and refuse to print words that may be offensive to a large portion of our readership)
Snyder denied that, though he did indicate that he was hoping to enter into a league with a fresh new start with a team name everyone could get behind. "We want to be America's Team." He has hired a Top PR firm specifically to address these things and they have done surveys and studies to come up with some appropriate team names and logos for Snyder's LHEL franchise. "We think the firm Spinn, Hyde, & Kuvver gives us just what we need to develop a successful brand."
Due to LHEL by-laws, Snyder must submit his request to join the league with an identified name, so many details are being withheld at this time. What we have been able to uncover at this time is the following. At 7:23 am, Spinn, Hyde & Kuvver delivered a proposal to League Commissioner Dave Renz proposing the following: Daniel Snyder join the league as an equal partner and be responsible for his new franchise, the Dirty Red Men - or Dirty Redz as they might be referred to by their hipster fan base.
"We went with a minimalist logo. The Team's Nickname and the implication of the disgusting smell of burning tobacco seemed like just the right touch to the image we want to create in test markets around the country," stated Andrea Hinkle of S,H &C. On the spot reporter Howard Eskin asked if they felt this name might be considered offensive by any particular groups.
"Well, the Communist Party test markets were luke warm, but virtually everyone else seemed to test favorably," Hinkle replied. "And when the children see our cute mascot he will win them over regardless of political affiliation."
"The mascot, who is simply a Red Man who goes by the name 'the Dirty', is an adorable addition to the overall marketing, and something the LHEL has not tapped into yet," explained Snyder. "We aim to be pioneers in this league and hope to take ALL the owners to a whole new level."
You can read more about Daniel Snyder here. His controversial history is an interesting one and would certainly bring the LHEL into more national prominence.
We questioned several owners about the potential edition of The Dirty Red Men but none were willing to comment at this time.
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